Rejected Titles For Children's Books

1. You are Different and That's Bad
2. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share
3. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. Some Kittens Can Fly
7. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
8. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
9. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
10. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
11. Strangers Have the Best Candy
12. You were an Accident
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
15. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
16. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
17. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
18. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
19. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend