Rejected Titles For Children's Books

  1. You are Different and That's Bad
  2. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share
  3. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
  4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
  5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  6. Some Kittens Can Fly
  7. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
  8. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  9. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  10. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  11. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  12. You were an Accident
  13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  14. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
  15. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  16. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  17. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
  18. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
  19. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend